"I learned one thing about eating jigsaw puzzles : an hour later, you're hungry again."
"I don't want to be an orphan! I saw "Annie!" Orphans have to eat gruel and tap dance with mops!"
"Did you say I should get hair in the peanut butter, or I shouldn't?"
"Hey, you crawl under people's houses, you hear things."
"Trust me on this one, I've been wrong so many times before."
"Don't look back. Something might be broken." (quoting his Grandpa Satchel)
"Hey I'm still young. If I'm not married by the time I hit the big 4-0-0, then I'll panic."