Beware of Polar Bears

Here's four random things -

• On E! News they were reporting on the story about X-Files star David Duchovny checking himself into rehab for sex addiction. Guess what they named the story about the X-Files star and his sex addiction....? The Sex Files...get it!? Those guys at E! are on top of their game.

• Here's some dialogue from our house this past week: Elias: Tanner, do you know what Sunny D is? Tanner: No. Elias: It's a drink with a sun on the bottle. Me: How do you know what Sunny D is? We've never had it. Elias: I saw a commercial for it. Can we get it? Me: You can drink it if you want but I think it's disgusting. It tastes like orange juice flavored pancake syrup! Elias: I think it's good. You can't resist the power of Sunny D! Me: What!?

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• From the world of Star Wars: Why does a Battle Droid need a walkie-talkie? They're robots, shouldn't they just have had the radio built into them!?