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Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Every Movie I Saw in 2016

I know you are excited for a list of every movie I watched last year!
  1. Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015)
  2. The Courtship of Andy Hardy (1942)
  3. A Walk in the Woods (2015)
  4. Return of the Killer Tomatoes! (1988)
  5. The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland (1999)
  6. San Andreas (2015)
  7. The Pink Panther 2 (2009)
  8. Nintendo Quest (2015)
  9. Alias Jessie James (1959)
  10. Minions (2015)
  11. Galaxy Quest (1999)
  12. Smash-Up on Interstate 5 (1976)
  13. Snow Day (2000)
  14. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)
  15. The Facts of Life (1960)
  16. Barbie in Rock 'N Royals (2015)
  17. Snowball Express (1972)
  18. Brave (2012)
  19. Tooken (2015)
  20. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)
  21. Trainwreck (2015)
  22. Dope (2015)
  23. The Year Dolly Parton Was My Mom (2011)
  24. Sex Ed (2014)
  25. Tomorrowland (2015)
  26. Roger & Me (1989)
  27. Melody Time (1948)
  28. Me and Earl and the Dying Girl (2015)
  29. Deadpool (2016)
  30. Where's The Fair (2014)
  31. Muppets Most Wanted (2014)
  32. American Beauty (1999)
  33. The Oscar Nominated Short Films 2016: Animation (2016)
  34. In Bruges (2008)
  35. Clifford (1994)
  36. National Lampoon's Class Reunion (1982)
  37. Jem and the Holograms (2015)
  38. South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)
  39. The Muppet Movie (1979)
  40. Pee-Wee's Big Holiday (2016)
  41. Breakin' (1984)
  42. Brother Can You Spare A Dime (1975)
  43. The Ghost and Mr. Chicken (1966)
  44. Muppet Treasure Island (1996)
  45. Bewitched (2005)
  46. The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
  47. Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)
  48. Zootopia (2016)
  49. SpaceCamp (1986)
  50. Almost Famous (2000)
  51. Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
  52. Moulin Rouge! (2001)
  53. Sixteen Candles (1984)
  54. The Peanuts Movie (2015)
  55. Wagons East (1994)
  56. The Money Pit (1986)
  57. High Anxiety (1977)
  58. The Naughty Nineties (1945)
  59. Sisters (2015)
  60. Some Kind of Wonderful (1987)
  61. The Princess Bride (1987)
  62. Spotlight (2015)
  63. Ladybugs (1992)
  64. Ratchet & Clank (2016)
  65. Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon (2015)
  66. The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977)
  67. My Blue Heaven (1990)
  68. Lilo & Stitch (2002)
  69. All Things Must Pass: The Rise and Fall of Tower Records (2015)
  70. Heaven Help Us (1985)
  71. Jocks (1986)
  72. Captain America: Civil War (2016)
  73. Who's Harry Crumb? (1989)
  74. Troop Beverly Hills (1989)
  75. Gung Ho (1986)
  76. Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
  77. Back to the Beach (1987)
  78. The Barefoot Executive (1971)
  79. The Angry Birds Movie (2016)
  80. Francis in the Navy (1955)
  81. Clerks (1994)
  82. Finding Nemo (2003)
  83. Armed and Dangerous (1986)
  84. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
  85. Bedknobs and Broomsticks (1971)
  86. Scandalous John (1971)
  87. Where to Invade Next (2015)
  88. Spalsh (1984)
  89. The Sting (1973)
  90. Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
  91. Finding Dory (2016)
  92. The Guns of Navarone (1961)
  93. Adventures in Babysitting (1987)
  94. Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
  95. Scary Movie 3 (2006)
  96. Flipper (1996)
  97. Stoogemania (1986)
  98. The Looney, Looney, Looney Bugs Bunny Movie (1981)
  99. Airplane! (1980)
  100. Jaws (1975)
  101. Club Paradise (1986)
  102. Revolutionary Road (2008)
  103. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016)
  104. Dragnet (1987)
  105. Ghostbusters (2016)
  106. Adventures in Babysitting (2016)
  107. Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown (and Don't Come Back!!) (1980)
  108. Real Life (1979)
  109. The Three Caballeros (1944)
  110. Gidget Goes to Rome (1963)
  111. Pokémon: The First Movie (1989)
  112. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot (2016)
  113. Boris and Natasha (1992)
  114. Big (1988)
  115. Sgt. Bilko (1996)
  116. Tremors (1990)
  117. Blondie Hits the Jackpot (1949)
  118. How I Got Into College (1989)
  119. Fifty Shades of Black (2016)
  120. Jetsons: The Movie (1990)
  121. The Fundamentals of Caring (2016)
  122. To Gillian on Her 37th Birthday (1996)
  123. Caught in the Draft (1941)
  124. Barbie: Princess Charm School (2011)
  125. Star Trek Beyond (2016)
  126. Tremors II: Aftershocks (1996)
  127. Meatballs (1979)
  128. Pacific Rim (2013)
  129. Truth (2015)
  130. Nine Lives (2016)
  131. The Bandit (2016)
  132. Cabin Boy (1994)
  133. Sausage Party (2016)
  134. Animal House (1978)
  135. Father of the Bride (1991)
  136. Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)
  137. Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)
  138. Spice World (1997)
  139. Beauty and the Beast (1991)
  140. Ski Patrol (1990)
  141. Kubo and the Two Strings (2016)
  142. Summer of Dreams (2016)
  143. Fletch Lives (1989)
  144. Miracles From Heaven (2016)
  145. See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989)
  146. Barbie: Spy Squad (2016)
  147. Keanu (2016)
  148. Wayne's World (1992)
  149. Everybody Wants Some!! (2016)
  150. A Goofy Movie (1995)
  151. The Woman in Red (1984)
  152. That Guy Dick Miller (2014)
  153. Pinocchio (1940)
  154. Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016)
  155. The Little Rascals (1994)
  156. Audrie & Daisy (2016)
  157. Moving (1988)
  158. Aladdin (1992)
  159. The Magnificent Seven (1960)
  160. Blank Check (1994)
  161. DC Super Hero Girls: Hero of the Year (2016)
  162. The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother (1975)
  163. Young Frankenstein (1974)
  164. Father of the Bride Part II (1995)
  165. Baby Boom (1987)
  166. Mafia! (1998)
  167. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016)
  168. Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)
  169. Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life (2016)
  170. Mascots (2016)
  171. Matinee (1993)
  172. The Jerk (1979)
  173. Blue Money (1972)
  174. The Nighmare Before Christmas (1993)
  175. Doctor Strange (2016)
  176. And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
  177. Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates (2016)
  178. Nerve (2016)
  179. The Shallows (2016)
  180. Space Jam (1996)
  181. Trolls (2016)
  182. The Christmas Gift (1986)
  183. Wish For Christmas (2016)
  184. Krampus (2015)
  185. Chopping Mall (1986)
  186. Saving Christmas (2014)
  187. The Smurfs and the Magic Flute (1976)
  188. Moana (2016)
  189. The Lemon Drop Kid (1951)
  190. The House Without A Christmas Tree (1972)
  191. Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever (2014)
  192. Holiday Affair (1949)
  193. Unaccompanied Minors (2006)
  194. The Night Before (2015)
  195. The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)
  196. A Mom For Christmas (1990)
  197. Elf (2003)
  198. Mickey's Twice Upon A Christmas (2004)
  199. Ernest Saves Christmas (1988)
  200. A Very Brady Christmas (1988)
  201. Good Luck Charlie, It's Christmas! (2011)
  202. Rouge One: A Star Wars Story (2016)
  203. Jingle Bell Rocks! (2013)
  204. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
  205. Jingle All The Way (1995)

Wednesday, January 13, 2016

10 Favorite Films I Saw in 2015

I was able to see a lot of movies this past year. From classics to new releases - popular films and obscure titles - one thing most of the movies I saw had in common: they are light hearted. At the end of the day, when I have an hour or two to sit and take in a film, the last thing I want to do is use my brain. But here's a list of 10 of the best films that I saw for the first time in 2014.

Airport (1970; dir. George Seaton)
I got into a bit of a disaster film phase earlier in the year and watched a handful of classics in the genre, including all four entries in the Airport series. The first one is a real bang up of a motion picture with about 17 different storylines going on - some of them funny, some of them serious and a whole slew of great actors that I love. Dean Martin, George Kennedy, Helen Hayes, Maureen Stapleton...and even good ol' Gary Collins show up in this nail biter about an evening at an airport where just about everything goes wrong. It was really cool to see how much the beloved Airplane! (1980) borrowed from Airport in terms of style, pacing and some of the situations and characters. This is a really good movie, it won Best Picture for the year it came out. If you can handle the slower paced action films of the early 70's, this one certainly holds up and I highly recommend it. 

Bad Words (2013; dir. Jason  Bateman)
Jason Bateman finds a loophole in the National Spelling Bee's rules that allows him to enter as an adult and get revenge on the system that made him a looser in his childhood. Painfully funny and fantastic script, this is one of the few films that lays out a really solid story while never forgetting to be laugh out loud hilarious.
 
          Cinderella (2015; dir. Kenneth Branagh)
Kenneth Branagh makes awesome high culture Shakespeare pictures and he is an absolute master at making fantastic popcorn movies. This live-action translation of Disney's beloved animated Cinderella (1950) is both luxurious and playful. So many modern updates of fairytales and cartoons try to deviate from the original source material. Branagh's Cinderella delights in bringing the memories of the cartoon movie to life while filling in some holes and offering alternate vantage points on some of the key story elements. The result is a fresh take on an old tale that is every bit and magical and Disney as the animated film we all grew up with.  

Gone Girl (2014; dir. David Fincher)
Every year, one or two Oscar-worthy films make it into my DVD player. Gone Girl was just an intense thriller with twists and turns and surprises all over the place. A really well made movie that I thoroughly enjoyed. It was also cool to see supporting players Neil Patrick Harris, Tyler Perry and Casey Wilson in such a high caliber dramatic production.


Inside Out (2015; dirs. Pete Docter & Ronnie Del Carmen)
Inside Out is Pixar running full throttle and doing everything right. Hysterical, touching and wildly creative, this film has everything going for it. There's also perfect cartoon casting with Amy Poehler as the optimistic Joy, The Office's Phyllis Smith as Sadness and even Mindy Kaling (who I usually cant stand) was really good as Disgust. Lewis Black as the fiery haired Anger is one of those rare moments when a comic's physical and creative voice are matched perfectly with an animated character. As with any really good animated film, this one plays equally to children and adults.
 
 
Jurassic World (2105; dir. Colin Trevorrow)
I was never really a fan of the original Jurassic Park but something about this movie looked like it would be a fun Summer afternoon with my kids and boy was I right. I really liked how they completely fleshed out the idea of a theme park this time, showing how a real working tourist attraction with living dinosaurs might actually work out. The performances are great, not only Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard but the really solid comedic pairing of Jake Johnson and Lauren Lapkus as well.

On The Town (1949; dirs. Stanley Donen and Gene Kelly)
Gene Kelly, Frank Sinatra and some other dude are sailors with 24 hours of shore leave in New York City. They step off the boat and then just go at it singing and dancing and chasing girls for two solid hours of entertainment. Unrelenting in it's energy, this was one of the first musicals to be shot on location and it's packed with great shots documenting what The Big Apple looked like in the late 40's. Man, I just enjoyed the hell out of every minute of this film.

 
The Peanuts Movie (2015; dir. Steve Martino)
This was my Facebook post the night I saw The Peanuts Movie: "When they announced years ago that they were making a computer animated Charlie Brown movie, I immediately thought of all the ways they were going to screw it up - like making them look like real kids and farting and crude humor. And then the teaser and eventually the trailer came out....and they relieved my worries somewhat but I still had no faith that a modern movie was going to do justice to a group of friends that have been so near and dear to my heart my entire life. I went into The Peanuts Movie tonight with very high expectations and very little confidence that I would be satisfied. I'm happy to report that every single frame of The Peanuts Movie is wonderful and magical. My boys (who have also grown up with these characters) laughed and giggled with glee throughout the entire movie. I was really proud that my kids loved a movie so simple and wholesome and that somebody created a movie worthy of the legacy of Charles Schulz."
 
Road to Bali (1952; dir. Hal Walker)
This is the year I discovered "the Road pictures," a series of seven super lightweight comedies made between 1940 and 1962. The films don't have much to do with each other but all star Bob Hope, Bing Crosby and Dorthy Lamour. Hope and Crosby always play some sort of scam artists, Lamour is always a beautiful woman they run into somewhere along the way who helps them out of a pickle. The boys always come to blows over the heart of Lamour, there is always singing and dancing and there is never too much of a story. But if I had seen these movies when I was younger, my head would have exploded! There's ad-libbing, breaking the fourth wall, jokes about the movie studio, insults lobbed at each other, super corny bits and gags...they are all just great fun! I managed to track down 6 of the 7 films this past year. They were all really fun, but Bali is the one I saw first so it took me by surprise the most. 
 

Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015; dir. J.J. Abrams)
The new Star Wars did so many things perfectly. It took key ingredients from the first film, reshuffled them and dealt them out with a deck of new ingredients which resulted in a movie which serves as a nice souvenir of all our childhood Star Wars memories and paves the way for new adventures (and merchandising) to come. Force Awakens needed to do about 50 things to live up to it's own hype and serve as a worthy sequel to what is easily the most loved film of all time. It delivered on all 50 of those points, added in another 30 things you didn't even realize you were looking for and then topped it off with about 50 things that made itself a unique and entertaining movie all it's own. Not only has Star Wars: The Force Awakens become the highest grossing movie of all time, it has set the stage for a new wave of nostalgia films that will pay homage to film franchises of the past while attempting to move forward with new chapters. The ripples of the film go far beyond the box office numbers and toy isle sales.
 
 
Honorable Mentions/Almost Made The List: Let's Be Cops (2014) was nothing new, but it was just about the laugh out loud, gut busting, funniest movie I've seen in a long time! Tina Fey narrating the Disneynature documentary Monkey Kingdom (2015) is an inspired idea that accompanies a compelling and fascinating story about a group of monkeys in Asia. Another documentary, I Am Big Bird: The Carol Spinney Story (2014) traces the amazingly cool life of the guy inside the Big Bird suit. And while at 58 minutes it's hardly a movie, but of course I ate up every minute of The Flintstones & WWE: Stone Age Smackdown (2015) even if professional wresting wouldn't by first choice of subject matter for the first new piece of Flintstones animation in 14 years.
 
 
What were your favorites that you saw in 2015?


Monday, August 04, 2014

Dueling "Weird Al" Lists


 As you know by now, "Weird Al" Yankovic released his 14th studio album, Mandatory Fun, a few weeks ago and for the first time in Al's 30 year career, he has the #1 album in the country. I thought it would be a good time to finally make a "Weird Al" list here on WWoB and I asked my good friend Brian From CA to come up with a list of his own. Brian is the only other true Al aficionado that I have ever met. Funny side story, both Brian and I had the same first concert experience when our dads took us to see Weird Al and The Monkeys at Meriwether Post Pavilion in 1987...10 years before Brian and I ever met! Good times!

So here's a list from me and then from Brian of our Top 10 Favorite Weird Al Songs! Brian is a professional writer in the video game industry and his list is written better than mine, so I'll dump mine on you first!

Ed's List:
10.  “Eat It”
As with most people, this is where it all started for me! I was in the 5th grade when “Eat It” became the hit that it was. I had always loved the little parody songs that would play on the wacky morning shows on the radio, but here was somebody doing a whole album of crazy songs. I got the record album and just about wore the grooves out in the thing listening to it over and over again!  Every time I hear this song, it takes me right back to the center of my childhood and the beginning of my life-long love of Weird Al.
9.  “Amish Paradise”
I think “Amish Paradise” (a parody of Coolio’s Gangster’s Paradise) is Al’s most well crafted parody. Contrasting the original song’s lyrics about growing up on the city streets with the trails and tribulations of raising a barn and making butter in the Amish community is nothing short of brilliant. The song also packs a joke into just about every line of the lyrics.
8. “Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung”
Going all the back to the closing track of Al’s very first album, there’s just something in the simplicity of this little ditty that has always amused me. An ode to a dying friend lying in a iron lung, the sound of the iron lung played by the air release valve on Al’s accordion. Any use of the accordion in any song gets points in my book, perhaps this is the most ingenious use of the instrument – ever! 
7. “This Is The Life”
From Weird Al’s third album, Dare to be Stupid, is this ode to greed, success and self-worship all set to the tune of a 1930’s speakeasy piano. It also helps that the song served as the theme song to the 1984 film “Johnny Dangerously” – a hilarious & forgotten gangster comedy.

 
6. “Albuquerque”
I get the feeling that if Al were to just put out an album of music that he wanted to make, and didn’t worry about parodying popular songs or hitting on certain trends, this is the kind of music we would get – a rollicking, all-over-the-place, high energy music extravaganza that just pushes on for way longer than the average song.

5. “The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota”
One of the few songs in the world that really speaks to me, this rambling ballad is a tribute to all the tacky road side attractions that I begged my parents to stop at on family vacations. 
4. “Good Old Days”
Instead of packing in as many jokes as possible into a song, it also pays off the have a slow build. There’s only maybe three or four jokes in this song but the way it’s structured and layed out has always left me in stitches. I actually have always wished I could play guitar just so I could go to a coffee house and perform this song.
 3. “Your Horoscope For The Day”

A series of tragic events awaits each and everyone of us, no matter what month you were born in. Another example of Al just letting loose and doing what he wants to do.
2. “Happy Birthday”
What separates a true Weird Al fan from the casual listener is having all the lyrics to a punk rock parody, like this classic,  firmly cemented into your brain since you were 10 years old.
1. “Bedrock Anthem”
I’m a huge Flintstones fan!  When Al’s 1993 album Alapalooza came out, my friend that worked at a record store was so excited to break the news to me that Al did a song about the Flintstones.  The tune is actually a duel parody of Red Hot Chili Peppers hits starting with a few seconds of Under The Bridge and then quickly moving into Give It Away. Gotta be honest with ya, never heard the original Give It Away but I sure love what Al has done with it. With audio clips from the original television series and cringe worthy puns, this a perfect song in my universe. The song is also featured on the soundtrack to the 1994 live action Flintstones film, however it is not actually heard in the movie.
 
 
Brian’s Top Ten Al Hits

 
10. “You’re Pitiful”

This song was only released online back when that was still a pretty novel thing to do. According to the internet, James Blunt gave his blessing for Al to use the parody on his Straight Outta Lynwood album but then Blunt’s record label refused. The intro to this song makes me laugh every single time I hear it, but I mainly chose it because I knew Ed was going to throw at least one “non-album” song on his list.


9. “Word Crimes”

I’m doing my best not to weight this list too heavily toward Mandatory Fun, which only released a few days ago. However, as a writer I have to admire a song about common grammar blunders, and it is an excellent example of Al taking a song that is basically unlistenable and turning it into something that I play regularly.
 

8. “Yoda”

As a kid I didn’t even realize this was a parody. I guess at age 8 I just wasn’t that into The Kinks?? I had to include a Star Wars song on my list, and since “The Saga Begins” is all about Episode I and “Yoda” is primarily about Empire, it wins. Also, props to Weird Al for suggesting that Luke will still be making these movies when he’s “old and grey.” Those lyrics were kind of sad through the 90’s and 00’s, but now have turned out to be completely accurate!
 

7. “The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota”

Every now and then Al includes a 7 to 9-minute-long, random, rambling, epic song on his album, and they’re usually pretty great. This one, “Albuquerque,” and the new “Jackson Park Express” are a few examples. When my daughter was a baby and I was searching my brain for songs I actually knew the words to so I could sing her to sleep, I was surprised to discover “Biggest Ball of Twine” was on the list. Especially since the whole list was only like four songs. So it gets the nod.
 

6. “I’ll Be Mellow When I’m Dead”

Al has always kept his material pretty clean and family-friendly, while maybe inching into PG-13 territory here and there. Occasionally, though, he is capable of razor-sharp satire, and this song is the best example. This is young, angry Al eviscerating California hippie and yuppie culture. I reached all the way back to Al’s first album for this one, in 1983. And to this day I’d still rather have a Big Mac or a Jumbo Jack than all the bean sprouts in Japan.

 
5. “My Own Eyes”

In case you’re someone who has far more of a life than me or Ed, which is entirely possible, let me explain the many sub-genres of Al’s music. There’s the Parody (obviously), the Polkas, which mash up several songs with (mostly) their original lyrics, Al’s own Original Songs… and then there’s the Style Tribute. That’s where Al writes all the music and lyrics, but the entire song is presented as if it was written by an established band. I had to include at least one on the list, and this tribute to the Foo Fighters is my absolute favorite. As a Foo Fighters fan, I can hear their DNA all up in this song. Great driving music!
 

4. “UHF”

Possibly the best “end-credits” song ever written, “UHF” was the theme for Weird Al’s movie of the same name. As kids, my brother and I were delirious with excitement to see Weird Al on the big screen. Pretty sure my mom wanted to claw her eyes out the whole time. Luckily the running time was only 97 minutes! I can’t wait to play this rocking tribute to the UHF dial for my daughter someday, so I can then try to explain to her what “UHF” is. …Also what a “dial” is.


3. “NOW That’s What I Call Polka”

Had to include a polka on the list, and while there are many excellent choices, ultimately I had to go with his latest effort. Even though it’s a little on the short side, this was the first time in three decades of dedicated Al listening that I knew 100% of the songs in the polka. Seriously! I recognized every single song!

 
2. “White and Nerdy”

I was already a big fan of Chamillionaire’s “Ridin’,” and Al’s take on the hip-hop instant classic did not disappoint. Not only did he squeeze every ounce of comedy potential out of the white and nerdy concept, but Al also released an amazing video with even more jokes in it! It also proved once and for all, and I say this without an ounce of irony, that “Weird Al” Yankovic can spit mad fire on the mic.
 

1. “Dare to be Stupid”

Even though this always felt like an original to me, it’s actually a Style Tribute to Devo. In fact, Al recreates Devo’s style so well I think he actually surpasses the original artists! Even Mark Mothersbaugh admitted that Al’s song was so beautifully executed that “I hate him for it, basically.” While it has its roots in the 80’s, it always sounded timeless to me and it sort of feels more like Al’s official theme song than any of his other work. And, of course, and I know Ed’s been waiting for this, “Dare to be Stupid” gets the number one spot on my list because of its inclusion in the 1986 animated masterpiece “The Transformers: The Movie.”

Friday, February 24, 2012

My Week In Movies - Was Phantom Menace The Best Title They Could Come Up With?

Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace 3D (1999/2012) I don't care what people say, I've always found this to be an enjoyable film. The secret to having a good time watching this flick is to not pay any attention to the plot. The stupid plot involving the Trade Federation and negotiations and all that blibber blabber is all just a meaningless framework for the real story of the film, and that's the discovery and early years of the boy who would become Darth Vader. And for everyone who complains that Jar-Jar Binks is too silly to be in a Star Wars movie let me remind you that the series also features funny robots, a Muppet, a village of teddy bears and that blue guy that plays keyboards in Return of the Jedi (Yes, I mean Max Rebo. He's awesome!) The 3D effects added for this release make the picture look beautiful but sadly not a single thing pops out of the screen. I think I speak for everyone when I say I wouldn't mind a lightsaber singeing my eyebrows. The bottom line for parents is that it's awesome to be able to let our kids experience all these films on the big screen...the way Qui-Gon Jinn would have wanted it.

Bucky Larson: Born To Be A Star (2011) You can't possibly imagine a worse film released by a major movie studio. You can't make a movie with the premise that a guy with "little talent" wants to be a porn star and then have the silly proceedings be so plot driven. Nobody cares about character AND the most screen time semen has ever had in a movie. You gotta pick one or the other.

A Good Old Fashioned Orgy (2011) Now, this also sounds like it would be a horrific mess of modern film making but it's actually a very well done story about friendship and the transition from your carefree 20's into the more responsible 30's and 40's. A group of friends spend their last summer at their beach house by throwing the ultimate party. The theme for the final party will be an orgy. While the flick does contain graphic nudity and relations, this is not a silly sex comedy or skin flick - it's a pretty darn funny movie with a great ensamble cast including SNL's Jason Sudekis.

Dance Flick (2009) I first saw this slightly better than average parody film in June 2009.

Eight On The Lam (1967) I discovered this older comedy on Netflix. Bob Hope plays a cash strapped father of seven who finds $10,000 in cash. He then gets framed for embezzlement at his job. Since he's been living the good life when his new found money, he assumes that no one will believe him that he didn't steal the money. So he packs up the seven kids and hits the road to hide out and clear his name. Phyllis Diller plays the kid's nanny who stays behind and tries to throw off the cops investigation. Oh, her boyfriend is a cop - and he's played by Jonathan Winters. I loves me some Jonathan Winters. Score! Good stuff.

The Spy Next Door (2010) This kiddie action movie is the cinematic equivalent of making a pitcher of Kool-Aid with an improper sugar to water ration. You can tell this movie could taste good, if they let Jackie Chan do his thing but they've stirred in to many stunt doubles and overdosed on cliche kiddie storylines. Spy Next Door? More like Spy Next Bore! Am I right people?

Street Fighter (1994) Last week, Licence To Drive made the leap from Movies I Love to Movies I Don't Love. This week, Street Fighter got reclassified from Movies I Love to "What???" I saw this video game based movie when it hit theatres for two reasons; 1) It featured international pop sensation Kylie Minogue and 2) it was written and directed by one of the 34 writers of The Flintstones movie. I remember really liking this movie, to the point where I bought the laser disc when it came out and I picked up a copy on DVD at a yard sale last year. The kids wanted to watch it the other night because they are on a video game movie kick and...WOW! What a jumbled mess of a movie. I'm not sure what I ever saw in this film (besides Kylie Minogue) but I can't imagine ever watching it again. Horrible.

Saturday, June 06, 2009

My Week In Movies - Another Parody

Dance Flick (2009) Surprise! Surprise! Yet again, I paid eight bucks to see one of these highly mediocre parody films at the theatre. Dance Flick mostly takes on You Got Served, Save The Last Dance, and Step It Up...none of which I've seen. Luckily, that doesn't really matter because as with most of the parody films of recent past, this movie is more about silly slapstick, pop culture references and mild gross-out humor. (There's also little digs at Fame, Hairspray, Flashdance and just about any other dance related film of the last 30 years.)Fortunately what this movie has working for it is the talent of the Wayans Brothers. While they're not the funniest group of guys in Hollywood, they are alot better at making this type of film then the team that has brought us Meet the Spartans, Epic Movie, Disaster Movie and Date Movie. Those guys kind of suck!

My Fake Fiance' (2009) As a rule of thumb, Made For TV Movies are absolutely no good. Unless the movie is about a real-life kidnapping that you can be guaranteed a TV-film is going to be boring and drawn out. This romantic comedy debuted on ABC Family a few months back. I caught the commercial in passing and was intrigued because it started Melissa Joan Hart. I've always enjoyed her work, going back to the Clarrisa days, and hadn't seen her in a while so I decided to TiVo it. It sat on my DVD for a while and before I deleted it I figured I'd watch the first five minutes on the off chance that it was any good. Well, the first five minutes did pull me in and what followed was actually a really charming and funny little film about two people who meet at a wedding and decide to fake their own wedding to receive all the cash and gifts. Joey Lawrence plays the other half of the couple, and him and Sabrina...I mean Melissa...have some real chemistry. At times the movie is a bit far-fetched and illogical, but if the creators had taken a little time and reworked the script a couple of times they could have had a theatrical release on their hands. Either way, it's an enjoyable way to spend 90 minutes (two hours if you don't have a TiVo). Between the chemistry of Hart and Lawrence, the good ratings the premier airing received, and ABC Family's history of making sequels - I'm sure there will be another outing for these two in the near future. The movie is still airing on ABC Family, give it a chance if you happen upon it!

The World's Greatest Lover (1977) Let's talk about cable outfit AMC for just a moment. I came to this movie while searching for some Dom DeLuise roles that I hadn't seen before. Usually I stay away from movies when they air on commercial TV, but I just wanted to pay some respects to Dom and figured I'd grab the movie for free while it was on. Now AMC bills itself as a channel for movie lovers. I ask you, what movie lover likes to have their movie interrupted with commercial breaks every 5 minutes AND have advertisements for the same two shows popping up on the bottom half of the screen every two minutes. What a distracting way to watch a film! That aside, The World's Greatest Lover is a real comedy gem from the 1970's that I had never seen before. It stars the great Gene Wilder and the always entertaining Carol Kane as a depression era couple who travel to Hollywood to break into silent pictures. Dom DeLuise plays the over-the-top head of a failing movie studio. The film was written and directed by Gene Wilder and has very much the same feel as some of Mel Brooks' earlier work. However, watching the movie on TV I feel I didn't really get into it. Even skipping commercial breaks with TiVo, the breaks chopped up the continuity and I have a feeling some stuff was cut for television. If this movie were to air on one of the commercial free movie channels I would probably watch it again! Good old fashioned silly humor!

Fanboys (2008) Most recent road trip movies have one motivation for said road trip: sex! If it's not tracking down a girlfriend that has moved on to another relationship than the reason for the trip is to lose virginity to anonymous girl from internet. Fanboys has all the fun of these road trip movies but replaces the sex with Star Wars. It's 1999, and four friends decide to make a cross-country trip to break into George Lucas' house and see Star Wars Episode 1 before anyone else. For anyone with even a passing knowledge of the ins-and-outs of the Star Wars universe will find this movie pretty humorous. There's lost of gags about the feud between Star Wars fans and Star Trek fans, there's plenty of discussions about things that happen in the SW movies, and there's lots of cameos from Star Wars alumni and other familiar faces.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Free Comic Book Day 2009

This Saturday, May 2, marks the return of Free Comic Book Day! As the name would suggest, it's a day when everyone can get free comic books. It's also a time for the comic book industry to turn the spotlight on themselves and promote new products and bring new readers to the world of comics.

All you have to do is go to just about any comic book store on Saturday and there will be tons of free books waiting for you. And these aren't old books they can't get rid of - all the freebies on Free Comic Book Day are brand new publications created especially for the day. Some of them are introductions to new series and some are just bonus issues of old favorites.


They try to make the promotion appeal to readers of all ages. Last year, my little ones not only picked up a few colorful comics but they also got Free Comic Book Day balloons, lollipops and even figures and posters. I also enjoy the day because, who doesn't like free stuff...and also there's always some good cartoon related books to be found.


Here's some of what is to be found this year...

  • The launch of the new Cars comic book
  • A Bongo Comics Sampler featuring The Simpsons and other humor titles
  • Star Wars: The Clone Wars
  • Archie
  • Transformers Animated/G.I. Joe
  • DC Kids featuring little kid friendly versions of Batman & Co.
  • Nancy & Melvin Monster - yes, the Nancy from the funny pages
  • Sonic The Hedgehog
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

That's quite a collection of goodies! In the years past, there has always been a classic Disney book...the company that owns the rights to print the old Disney comics is having some restructuring issues right now, so who knows if we'll see Mickey or Donald at this years event! For more information, and to find a comic shop near you visit the Free Comic Book Day website.

Monday, February 09, 2009

10 Best Movies With Robots in Them

A comment from a reader lead me to create this random list about some of my favorite robot-based movies off all-time. I'll appologize to Brian in CA in advance for not including The Transformers in this list. With so many other robots out there providing wacky hi-jinks, just turing into a car isn't enough to get you on my list!


'Not Quite Human (1987) Here's the first of three old school Disney Channel movies staring Hollywood Alan Thicke who builds a life like robot and then adopts him as his son. He calls his new invention Chip...get it!? Only Thicke's daughter knows her new brother is a robot, so when Chip goes off to school you can imagine all the hilarity that ensues as Becky tries to cover up all the robot things Chip does. Great movie followed by the equally great Not Quite Human II and Still Not Quite Human. (I gotta dig out my tapes of these!)

Chopping Mall (a.k.a. Killbots) (1986) Seriously, you haven't experienced cinema until you've layed your eyes on this masterpiece. And yes, I've mentioned this movie before...you can read more on it in an October 2006 post of WWoB.

The Iron Giant (1999) This movie is crazy good! At first you think you're just watching a really good animated fantasy and then you find yourself smack in the middle of a beautiful story about humanity and fearing the unknown. All crap sensors off: this is a wonderful movie that gets overlooked.

Seeing Double (2003) Crap sensors reengaged: Seeing Double is the feature film debut of the super popular British pop group S Club 7. Never heard of them? That's because they were popular in England, although their TV series did linger around on the Fox Family Channel for quite sometime. In this big screen adventure, an evil scientist makes robotic clones of the members of S Club and attempts to cash in on their success without the groups knowledge. If you like movies where the entire cast breaks out into song for no reason what-so-ever than pull up a chair and get ready to be entertained my friend!


Star Wars (1977) Obviously at this point in time, the world of Star Wars has taken on a life of it's own. But for my money, the original 1977 version of the movie...without added special effects...without "Episode IV" plastered all over it, is pure movie goodness. There's lots of robots and droids and all kinds of things in Star Wars but you just can't beat R2-D2 and C3-PO as two of the greatest characters ever created for film!


Jetsons: The Movie (1990) There's robots all over the place in this big screen adaptation of the classic 60's television series. You got Rosie the robot maid, you got all those robot arms brushing the Jetson's teeth and getting them dressed, in the movie the Jetsons even have a family of robots as their new next door neighbors! Jetsons: The Movie came out at a time when computer animation was still new, and it was used in conjunction with traditional hand drawn cell animation. Some of the shots in this movie using (a touch of) CG are still beautiful today. The film's major drawback is the decision to replace the original voice of Judy Jetson with that of pop singer Tiffany. Yuck!

Wall-E (2008) An absolute masterpiece of a film, nominated for the Oscar for Best Animated Film of the year. If you don't believe me, how good this film is, go to a place where movies are sold or rented and buy it...or rent it!

Short Circuit (1986) Any movie where a robot (or alien) learns to speak English from watching TV, you know you're in for a good time. And so, little cute robot Johnny 5 makes wise cracks and does cute un-robot like things in this 80's classic. Along with primo robot action, you'll witness Steve Guttenberg, G.W. Bailey, and Fisher Stevens all at the top of their game. This is one of those movies that alot of people my age watched a million times as it came out around the time VCR's were starting to become more common. It was so popular that Short Circuit 2 came out a few years later. It made me cry when Johnny 5 got beat up in a dark alley!

Heartbeeps (1981) OMG! This is too good a movie for words! Andy Kaufman and Bernadette Petters play two robots along with two other robots escape the robot factory for a life of freedom. Of course, the robot factory has to send out a Police robot to capture them and bring them back. So good folks! My neighbor and I used to watch this everytime it came on The Movie Channel when we were little. Then the movie disappeared for the longest time and was reissued in the late 90's when the Andy Kaufman biopic came out. I rejoiced at my purchase of this great film on video.





C.H.O.M.P.S. (1979) Ladies and gentlemen, this is a movie that is so fantastically awesome that not only does it make the top of my Robot Movie List - it's also the top spot on my Dog Movie List. A robot dog, people! A robot dog! Does it get any better than this!? He's a home security system but he looks like a regular ol' dog. Boy, does he fool the bad guys! Let's get serious here for a moment folks...if you don't go out and find yourself a copy of C.H.O.M.P.S...or Heartbeeps for that matter, you are doing yourself and everyone else in your close immediate circle of family and friends a huge disservice.

Sunday, June 01, 2008

Jedi Elias

First of all, you have to cut me some slack. This is the longest amount of time this blog has gone un-updated since I started it 2 1/2 years ago! During the down time, we spent a week at my favorite spot in the whole world, Walt Disney World! I want to tell you about a very magical moment that we experienced on our trip. As you may have read before, my children are obsessed with Star Wars, so visiting the Star Wars based attractions while at Walt Disney World was high on our list of things to do. A new attraction that they've added since we were there last is the Jedi Training Academy where kids get to train in the art of using a lightsaber with a "real" Jedi master. As soon as we arrived at Disney's Hollywood Studios theme park we headed straight to this new show and waited for the next performance. As the show started, much to our delight Elias was picked to be one of the handful of kids that got to go up on stage and train with the Jedi knight! Very exciting, indeed!

First they handed all the kids a Jedi robe and a lightsaber to train with...



Not usually the most attentive child, Elias did really well and paid attention to this teacher and got down all the moves he was taught very quickly...
After going through a series of lightsaber moves a half-dozen times some familiar music began to play as two Storm Troopers took to the stage with blasters in hand. They had all the kids move to one side of the stage...at which point I think half of them wet their pants. Then, as smoke filled the stage, the Dark Overlord of Evil - Darth Vader, himself, made his entrance. Vader tried to lure the kids to "the dark side" but their Jedi Master was confident that the force was strong within them and that they could resist the temptations of the dark side of the force. One-by-one the kids got to take turns showing Darth Vader what they've learned to do with a lightsaber. Some of the kids just kind went through the motions, but Elias was ready to fight. When it was his turn, he remember all the moves and really let Darth Vader have it! (It was awesome!)








After the young Jedi defeated Darth Vader, there was a graduation ceremony from the Academy, and all the kids got a diploma to take home. Of course they had to give back the light saber and robe...but we bought Elias an official Jedi Robe in the Star Wars gift shop 100 feet away.

Even though I'm not a huge Star Wars fan, it was really cool to get to see Elias live out a fantasy like that! In my 23 visits to Walt Disney World, it was really one of the most magical, memorable moments I've ever experienced!






Monday, April 21, 2008

The Original Ace of Cakes

At some point on this blog I've mentioned my mom's cake decorating business that she had when I was growing up. She quite literally probably made the cake for every birthday party I went to between the ages of 5 and 13. She used to have a photo album of all the cakes she had done, which kind of served as a catalogue for customers. Recently we found a handful of those pictures and they fit right at home here on WWoB, because each one is a little tasty treat of pop culture goodness!

That's tight! I'm sure this was for one of my birthdays. I wonder if she still has the pan?



This Princess Lea cake was for the girl across the street. Judging from the number of candles, the year was 1978 making this one of the first wave of Star Wars cakes.


Ahhh...I had many Smurf cakes throughout the years. This one is especially colorful and was made by tracing a picture out a coloring book onto rice paper. Then coloring it with icing on top.

My mom also made several Pac-Man cakes over the years, although probably only one for me. This cake also has little ghost-monster cupcakes with it. Ain't that cute?

Now this Pac-Man cake is based on the Atari 2600 home version of the game. I can remember my mom watching me play while she sketched down the pattern of the screen. Ya gotta love the attention to detail. Happy 12th Birthday Who Ever This Cake Was For!!

Friday, April 11, 2008

Star Wars Cavalcade of Stars

As I've mentioned before, the power of Star Wars has taken hold of my children. Here's a great video of little 2 year old Tanner naming all his Star Wars figures. Listen for his attention to detail...


Saturday, April 05, 2008

Keeping Up With The Flintstones




In a post on another blog that I check in with often they've got up a collection of photos of props from Star Wars that they've seen in various places throughout the years. It got me to thinking about about the number of props I've seen from one of my favorite movies, The Flintstones. Unlike most movies, EVERY SINGLE thing that appears on screen in both THE FLINTSTONES (1994) and THE FLINTSTONES IN VIVA ROCK VEGAS (2000) had to be created from scratch. So there are quite a bit of prop items floating around. The only picture I ever thought to take was this one here of Fred's bowling balls and team uniform at the Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas. The Planet Hollywood in Baltimore had a few pieces of Flintstones memorabilia, and I even saw Fred's car and several full size playground props at Universal Studios Florida a few years back. The greatest treasure trove I ever hit was at a store that sold movie memorabilia at Pleasure Island in Walt Disney World. Among other items, they had lots of the women's jewelry from the film as well as the time card that Fred has stamped/chomped by a dinosaur on his way out of work. Most of these pieces were several hundred dollars which is too rich for my blood no matter how much I love The Flintstones. But the one piece I could have had was a single piece of Bedrock currency (little shells with dollar signs on them.) They were selling for $35.00 a piece, I thought long and hard about it but eventually passed on it. I could have at least taken a picture! I'm sure shortly after I left the store I spent $35.00 on something to eat.

Friday, March 28, 2008

The Star Wars Gene

My kids have become obsessed with STAR WARS and there isn't much anyone can do about it. You see, Star Wars blood runs in my wife's side of the family. My brother-in-law is a huge Star Wars fan. He's been one since he was knee-high to an Ewok. My step-son Joey is also a huge Star Wars fan, and my two nephews are also huge Star Wars freaks! So, it was inevitable that no matter how much Disney I force fed down their throats, it was all going to take a back seat to Star Wars.


It all started shortly after Christmas. My nephews, who are slightly older than my kids, got a Playstation 2 for Christmas. Being the huge Star Wars fans that they are, they got a game known as LEGO STAR WARS for Christmas also. Lego Star Wars is a video game version of the Star Wars films all rendered in the style of Lego building blocks and with the violence and tone watered down for little kids. While Elias and Tanner were at their nephew's house one day they watched their nephews play Lego Star Wars. That's where it all began. For the next few days, Elias begged me to go to Aunt Karen's house to play Lego Star Wars. He kept asking me all kinds of questions about Star Wars and was just trying to figure out any way at all to get to his Aunt's house and play this video game. Tired of hearing about this game all the time, I figured we'd just go buy it and then it would all die out in about a week or so. That's where I was wrong, and that's where I made a great mistake!
The instruction booklet to Lego Star Wars has been carried all over this house as if it were a security blanket. "Dad, can we play Lego Star Wars now?" is uttered at least three times a day. The power of the Lego game has not died out. I've kept the video game time to a minimum but the Star Wars obsession has spilled over to toys, books and of course the movies.


They now make Star Wars figures for preschoolers. They are small chubby little figures, just the right size for little hands and they don't have parts that easily break. And yes, they also sell a line of spaceships for the little figures to fly in. And of course there's the lightsabers. Elias wanted some new lightsaber that changes colors real bad. He asked the mall Easter Bunny for one and it turns out the Easter Bunny is a big Star Wars fan and pretty much promised the kids all kinds of Star Wars stuff for Easter. So, we passed on all the candy and had a VERY Star Wars Easter at our house. The boys both got new lightsabers and they each got a ship with some figures. (In case you're wondering, Elias got a Podracer and Tanner got the Millennium Falcon.)

It continues...at the library we discovered that they had a whole shelf of kids Star Wars books. Needless to say, I've read "Luke's Fate" and "Anakin's Race For Freedom" about 50 times each in the last week. And there's the movie, which Tanner saw once and Elias has seen a handful of times. Elias is already quoting it and talking about things in the movie that only people camping outside of a movie theatre should know about.


Here's an exchange after a discovery at his cousin's house:
Elias: Did you know Burger King had a Star Wars Happy Meal?
Me: Yes
Elias: Why didn't you take me there to get one?
Me: Because they had it before you were even born.
Elias: Well, you could have got me one and saved it for me.

With a new Star Wars movie set to come out this summer, I'm sure the Force will be strong in our house. In fact, the new movie hits theatres the week before Elias' birthday. Guess what kinds of paper plates and napkins I'll be buying?

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